Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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