This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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