Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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