Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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