ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
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If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
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You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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