This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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