I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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