whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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