yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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