did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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