For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
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