im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
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People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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