Yo dont text me then not text me
My liver just broke up with me...
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
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I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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