He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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