garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
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Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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