you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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