oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
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Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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