Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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