She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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