Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
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