I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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