The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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