tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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