Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.

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(623): View more from Arizona

highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...

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(657): View more from California

You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl

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(443): View more from Maryland

he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.

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(954): View more from Florida

They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'

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(517): View more from Michigan

But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.

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