I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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