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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?

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  Alcohol?

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  Sex with a fat chick.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year

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  And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Come over. Drunk tacos.

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  That isn't even a sentence.

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  I kept the important parts.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward

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• (631): View more from New York

  Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.

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• (858): View more from California

  Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?

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