How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Sex with a fat chick.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?