is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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