Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Sext me about skeletons
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that