i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups