I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
