all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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