yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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