Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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