i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
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Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
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