I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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