Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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