In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
mondays should just be called national damage control day
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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