great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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