: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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