is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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