why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
