she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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