i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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