I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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