Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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