im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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