HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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