Jerry, you need to find god
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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