Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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