I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
she looked like the before picture.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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