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That's how twitter works, right?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Holy shit dude........stairs
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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