I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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