what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
How external is "for external use only"?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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