Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize
