physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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