yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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