i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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